Thursday, 14 November 2013

From Clock Murder to Naked Saunas

Because some leaves don’t grow on trees
 INSTALLMENT 3: PRAGUE

As soon as I hit the streets of Prague I was immediately soaked to the skin during a walk (in the rain) when I went to explore the town. I then got soaked to the skin a second time during my evening run where I was continuously slipping on the wet paving stones that I swear were made of wax or something! The town is beautiful with a mix of gothic, baroque and communist architecture, Jewish culture, medieval history and lovely river walks. I particularly like the random pianos placed around the streets by one of the University departments that anyone can play....So I gave one a go when I though no-one was looking and ended up surrounded by a crowd- very embarrassing- won't be doing that again! (Although I did get a round of applause).

I walked to the Old Town Square in the morning and watched the astronomical clock which is supposedly a big tourist attraction. As it strikes the hour two little doors open and two sets of 6 apostles circle round so they can be seen through the opening of the two doors....Cute, but not spectacular. I then did a free walking tour of the city where I learnt the history of the clock: :

It was built in medieval times and accurately tells the time, the position of the sun and moon (which is pretty amazing in itself). The idea is that 12 apostles come out to bless the city and the people below. There are four figures below the clock face which depict the four things that the Czech people were scared of in Medieval times:
  1. Vanity
  2. Greed
  3. Death
  4. Foreign Religions
Prague Astronomical Clock: The clock of death and greed
This was the first clock of its time and was thus a really big tourist attraction in the Medieval times. So much so that the Medieval dignitaries of Prague were so desperate to make sure that it was the only one of its kind that they blinded the clock designer! The poor man spent the rest of his life unable to see so that when he began to die of old age he went back to visit the clock with the pretence of “going to say goodbye to his clock”. He climbed to the top with the help of a steward and (when no-one was looking) he threw himself into the clock mechanism. This stopped the clock from working for ten years and was his way of getting revenge on the people who blinded him. 

I now can't walk past the clock. It's beautiful, but hides a truly horrible story of greed and death which I find ironic considering they are two of the statues staring from the clock tower and judging the town below.

In the evening I saw a live music concert in St. Michaels Monastery just off the Old Town which was really lovely. I always forget how enjoyable it is to see a great saxophonist. The soprano was a little disappointing because it usually took until midway through her songs until I could work out if she was singing in English or Czech, her annunciation was so bad! But, she did have a beautiful voice and it was a great show overall. 

I spent the next day in Kutna Hora which is an hour to the East of Prague by train and seems to have been untouched by time since the Medieval period. I first visited the Cathedral of Assumption of Our Lady where I climbed the steps into the Nave and entered through a small door into the attic area. Wooden planking had been laid down to allow you to walk over the top of the domed ceilings (that house the domed art work in the main cathedral hall below). It was quite dark up there with only the light from the end window to show the way. I was suddenly over-come by an eerie presence in the space with me that made the hair on the back of my neck stand on end. I forced myself to ignore it and walked slowly and took a picture until I just had to get out. When I got to the other end I was disturbed to find that I had to turn around and walk back through the attic space and I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I walked pretty quickly straight out and down the stairs!

Proof that I stayed long enough to take a picture in the Nave of the Cathedral

After this I was even more apprehensive about visiting the “Bone Chapel” which is the main tourist attraction in Kutna Hora, but seeing as I had already paid for a ticket I thought that it would be silly to miss it so I forced myself to walk through the cemetery into the Chapel. Now people who know me know that although I have a tendency towards superstition (I'm a sailor, what do you expect) but I'm still pretty hard to shake. However, as soon as I entered the Chapel and was surrounded by human skulls and bones I felt distinctly uneasy and actually found myself breathing quicker than usual. Is that really pathetic? I made myself stare at the Ossuary in the middle of the Chapel and take some pictures and to remind myself that the people were already dead before they decided to build the chapel....But it's still a bit difficult to take in. Too close to a mass grave for my liking.

Bone Chapel in Kutna Hora

I walked down to the Medieval town and enjoyed the rest of the day wandering the cobbled streets, sampling the cafes and visiting the Plague Column, Italian Court, Jesuit College (that is now a contemporary art gallery) and the Church of St. Barbara that both sit on the top of the town with a beautiful view over the valley. I'm still blown away by all the history in this little, landlocked country. Visiting the Jesuit College art gallery exacerbated my unease when I came across the painting below that (in mind mind) depicts a man being killed by the mechanisms of a clock! (see picture below)

The Jesuits are playing with my mind...Not sure I would pass a Rorschach Inkblot test right now
The next day I did a lot of walking, visiting the City of Prague Museum, the Military History Museum, Vitkov hill (with the city monument and the grave of the unknown soldier) and then crossing the river to walk through the large park “Letenske sady”. I walked passed the Prague metronome which is possible the most random thing ever and I didn't even bother taking a picture. Mind you, it was surrounded by weed smoking teenagers on skate boards and was completely outdone by the beautiful view across the river of Prague at night.

Prague at night
I was amazed to learn about the history of the Sokol which began as a gymnastic society in the Czech Republic but became so much more as members became caught up in the Politics of country boarders and the operations of war. If you have never heard of it- look it up! If nothing else, just watching the gymnastic displays is awe inspiring....It really helped my hill training that day and I will be thinking of the Sokol members as I run through the desert during the Marathon des Sables in April!

That evening I was truly blessed to be able to meet up with an old University friend. Four years vanished in the time it took us to walk out of our meeting place in the metro station and it was great to see a friendly face again. 

My last morning in Prague was mostly spent watching the world go by sitting in a cafe in the Old Town Square. I then went to a Czech Church service and did a fast walk up the old steps of the castle. I had a good explore around the Castle and Palace grounds and gardens before heading back across the river. It was a beautiful view from the top and great to see the Czech Guards standing at the gates.

Guarding the Prague Castle
I finished the day in the gym where I was reminded how terribly British I am as I slid into the sauna with my towel wrapped tightly around me and my eyes glued to the floor as all the Czech women threw their towels off outside the showers and walked the 5m to the sauna butt naked....Surely I'm not the only person who finds this awkward, especially when the capacity of the sauna is reached and you start touching naked thigh to naked thigh with strangers.(Note: You will be pleased to hear that there is not a picture of this!)

Anyway, I survived the sauna and am now getting ready for my next adventure: The night train across the border to Krakow. Bring on the Polish stage of my leave! (...Someone ought to warn to Polish people)

Sunday, 10 November 2013

Because some leaves don’t grow on trees: A trilogy in four parts (2)

On leave” 8th October – 10th December

INSTALLMENT 2: U.K. 18th October -9th November

Whenever I'm in the UK I seem to be in a constant whirl wind of activity and this leave was no exception. 

I flew into Heathrow on the evening of 18th October and was up early on the 19th for the Marathon des Sables (MDS) exp in London where I learnt more about kit requirements for the MDS and spoke with other competitors.....It was useful, but terrifying seeing a room full of very fit looking guys! I watched a talk given by Felicity Aston who spoke about her expedition walking solo across Antarctica and discussed the importance of mental resilience in endurance events such as the MDS. She was so inspirational and I ran to the Chiswick Lifeboat station for a night shift on the river Thames ready to take on the world. Of course, doing the night shift worked really well with my jet lag but, as it happens, we had a very quiet night. 

The next few days allowed for a little bit of personal admin and logistics as I moved into a room in London and did another lifeboat night shift before travelling up to Edinburgh for a Ship mate's wedding. Whilst I was there I saw a recommended podiatrist to try and second guess what feet problems I might have in the Sahara desert....basically, everything is probably going to go wrong....Hmmm.... 
 
I visited the Royal Yacht Britannia (to take my mind off my new worry of foot preparation) and I nearly passed out when I saw how shiny the engine room was kept!!! I don't know how they did it, but it certainly raises the bar for my bilge cleaning efforts on the Lord Nelson, although I can't see me cracking out the tooth brush and brasso as we cross the infamous Southern Horn of South America!?

On returning to London I planned to finish October with a few days of meeting friends, doing logistics and administration and running, but the local yobs didn't have the same idea. I woke up one morning to find the rear tyre of my motorbike had been slashed so I had to spend one day disassembling my bike, getting the inner tyre replaced and then re-assembling it! This would have been a lot quicker if I'd had my tool box instead of just having a wrench that I bought at the local hardware store! The bike saga didn't stop there as the next morning I woke up to find my brake cable had been cut so I had to spend another day getting parts and sitting in a side street, in the rain, covered in oil, in a smurf suit (see pic).

Of course, I never need to work on my bike when I'm close to my tool box and coveralls- Surf suit and cheap wrench it is then!
I managed to get 5 (12 hour) lifeboat shifts into the first week of November, which I thought was pretty good going and this included one day shift where we had 3 jobs and took the total number of jobs this year to 200!
 
Lifeboat shout to a submerged car on Putney hard which we tied up to prevent it from floating down the river Thames where it would become a hazard to other river users....Poor Mercedes!
 After watching Rory Coleman give an inspirational talk on running, I took the trip to Cardiff to do some training with him. Rory helped me to see my strengths and weaknesses and develop a training plan that I can do on board the SV Lord Nelson.I know that I'm no where near the level of fitness that I want to be for the MDS and being at sea for 3 ½ months before the race is going to make it very difficult for me to bring my “A game” to the Sahara....But I'm going to do my best and hit the desert with all the effort I have!
  
A good old National Express Coach was my steed to a B&B near Stansted Airport where I stayed in readiness for an early morning flight into Prague to begin the European stage of my leave....*watch this space*